via wonkette — the link will provide some context, but i like to pretend that there is none and i am forced to conclude that, other than the “louisiana purchase,” this is just a list of gross-out sex act euphemisms
obviously, wonkette already thought of that:
“Vermont Special”: Fat guy blows you with a mouth full of maple syrup, then stabs you with a pitchfork and walks to LL Bean.
“Hospital Handout”: You go in for routine surgery, but the doctor ties you up and sodomizes you, vomits in your hair and steals your kidneys. and Obama pays them $100 million for this service. WAKE UP AMERICA
Two months later, you get a hospital bill for $78,000 already sent to collection.
